Snailman Crosses the Road

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Nixie-the-Pixie |
141312
points | Submitted 2012-04-04 11:06:34 (Edited)

Technically, what the cars did on the other side of the road was illegal. Even though he was off their side, you are NOT allowed to go across a zebra crossing if someone is on it, period.

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justburnit |
302928
points | Submitted 2012-04-04 11:09:33

False. I don't recall seeing a Zebra.

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Nixie-the-Pixie |
-5-6-7
points | Submitted 2012-04-04 11:10:44

... that's the name of the crossing as it's got white and black strips.

And if you did it in front of the police you'll get fined.

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Bulmilala |
654
points | Submitted 2012-04-04 11:45:23

In Germany, it's called Bratwurst Crossing.

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Nixie-the-Pixie |
321
points | Submitted 2012-04-04 11:59:14

I did not know that

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Bulmilala |
543
points | Submitted 2012-04-04 12:54:34

Or Schnitzel Crossing.

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Nixie-the-Pixie |
654
points | Submitted 2012-04-04 14:20:28

That sounds cute.

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Deleted |
10-1
points | Submitted 2012-04-06 16:29:41
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Bobby1312 |
210
points | Submitted 2012-04-06 16:31:12

Or "halt die schnauze crossing"

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Bulmilala |
210
points | Submitted 2012-04-06 16:42:29

Didn't you just post that exact same comment? Why is it deleted?

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Bobby1312 |
210
points | Submitted 2012-04-06 16:54:35

cause i´ve wrote de not die...^^ for mericans its difficult to explain....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMkzdn2TDuI

watch this^^ germans are not bad^^

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Bulmilala |
321
points | Submitted 2012-04-06 16:59:25

Oh haha, you can edit your comments too!

Yeah I know the episode lol Especially funny when watching Simpsons in German.

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Bobby1312 |
321
points | Submitted 2012-04-06 17:05:17

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjV-4CtiIV0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3h2Rw1mHew

these are good too, but i think barbe misrepresent the german language

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Bulmilala |
210
points | Submitted 2012-04-06 17:15:53

Awww, Sarah Chalke is adorable. But Heisse Schokolade is not chocolate soup, WHAT!? Tom Hanks is right about German Autobahns, though. Mwahahaha.

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li |
654
points | Submitted 2012-04-04 15:22:30

Actually, it's a "Fußgängerüberweg" (pedestrian crossing) technically but is also sometimes referred to as "Zebrastreifen" which means "zebra stripes."

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Bulmilala |
543
points | Submitted 2012-04-04 15:24:33

No, it's Lederhosen Crossing.

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renarddevious |
765
points | Submitted 2012-04-04 21:12:07

Last time I checked, it was Chimichanga Crossing.

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Bulmilala |
432
points | Submitted 2012-04-05 04:43:38

Well now you're just being ridiculous ;D

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miller13 |
321
points | Submitted 2012-04-05 00:09:54

You spelled beer wrong

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bartok13 |
432
points | Submitted 2012-04-04 11:46:50

Depends on the cop and how anal he/she's feeling.

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Nixie-the-Pixie |
321
points | Submitted 2012-04-04 11:59:00

Yeah, not all will give you a fine, but you should get a caution.

I think in a case like this though, the cops would just tell snail man to hurry up.

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lil_jee16 |
321
points | Submitted 2012-04-04 18:17:31

"I dont recall seeing a zebra"... hes troling you? Really?

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Nixie-the-Pixie |
210
points | Submitted 2012-04-05 05:18:34

I didn't know if he was trying to be witty, so just followed it up with information about the crossing.

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Meadock |
765
points | Submitted 2012-04-04 11:41:13

bahahahaha

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R0TMASTER |
210
points | Submitted 2013-01-31 11:35:31 (Edited)

This comment has too much win made me laugh harder then the gif did

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Jay |
543
points | Submitted 2012-04-04 14:47:55

I miss Trigger Happy TV...

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ValKilmer |
321
points | Submitted 2012-04-04 23:15:56

i thought this was remi gaillard?

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Katangafor |
321
points | Submitted 2012-04-04 23:50:25

Yeah, these are nearly always Remi.

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Matsuka11 |
210
points | Submitted 2012-04-05 00:28:03

That's who I thought it was.

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Jay |
321
points | Submitted 2012-04-05 07:55:13

Nah, it's Dom Joly, from the British comedy show Trigger Happy TV :)

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Love5eva |
210
points | Submitted 2012-04-09 15:59:13

Hipster Trigger Happy TV was Remi Gaillard before Remi Gaillard was cool.

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bigludo22 |
210
points | Submitted 2012-06-14 16:38:28

thats dom joly from trigger happy tv

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apunch2thecack |
210
points | Submitted 2012-07-28 01:10:48

love this show

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