Shelved by: Reallybored on 2012-04-04 | Source
Just something I see often and don't understand.
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Upvoted for cat.
You're my target audience. Cat lovers.
THAT'S A BIG ASS AUDIENCE ON THE INTERNET.
You stole my line.
Obviously I thought it first.
My best friend does this to me, all the time. With all sorts of things she wants advice on, and I'm great at giving advice.. But she always goes with her decision anyways.
Clothes or relationships??
Apparently, I'm a fucking love guru, despite not having a successful relationship. Not that my friends take any advice anyway. Here's one that was dating a really good mate of mine;
Her: "Oh, he doesn't hold my hand or anything.."
Me: "take the initiative, hold his hand first"
Her: "He still hasn't done anything!!"
Me: "Did you take the initiative?"
Me: "¬_____¬ Just tell him you want to hold his hand damnit"
finally, he starts to hug and stuff with her. several weeks later
Her: "He's too clingy!"
Me: "Tell him"
doesn't tell him - DOESN'T EVEN HINT IT
Her: "I'm splitting up with him"
Her: "Cause he's too clingy. Plus, I really like /that/ guy and I'm dating him now"
Me: "Have you told [my mate]??"
Me: "Go fucking tell him! My GOD, this is why everyone thinks you just play with blokes' emotions!!!"
Yeeeeeah... After she sang the funeral march after a friend's partner had died (note: to that friends) I didn't have a lot of time for her.
Another friend - gay guy this time.
Him: "Do you think my fiancée will be mad if I sleep with another guy whilst he's away?"
Me: "Yes. I do. He's your fiancée. Seriously, do not sleep with another guy whilst he's away. He'll be pissed off, and split up with you"
a week later
Him: sob WE SPLIT UP!!!! I'm so upset!
Me: Why? What happened??"
Him: "I slept with [another guy]! I should have listened to yooooooou"
Me: "You fucking moron. I have no sympathy, piss off!"
Sorry for the long reply. JUST PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH!!!
EDIT: in response to this though, I think the red one would look a lot better on her anyway. The blue is way to bright for her skin tone.
Awwwwesomeness! Loving the major comment!! I can't believe your friends by the way, I mean.. seriously? Once you're engaged, there's no fucking around. Once you're in a relationship, there's no fucking around! Sheesh. And communication is sooo important, that's why I tend to "over-communuicate" sometimes... haha. My poor boyfriend.
They're not all of my friends, just to say. In fact, I rarely deal with these two anymore. I almost hit the girl for what she did to our friend - I mean, they were best friends, told each other everything and he (yes, he, but not the same he) was utterly devastated that she could do that period.
I guess those are the situations that show you who you're really dealing with.. -.-
I could have hit her.
Advice for everything. I don't have any interesting stories to share, though, nothing so dramatic!
And I'm not sure if red or blue would look better... also leaning towards red.
I think her friend was trying to screw her over with what shirt to choose.
TBH, there are times when I won't take a friend's advice because I think they're wrong - especially when I had a friend trying to convince me I should wear a miniskirt; I do not have the legs for a miniskirt, nor the skin.
Or like the time some friends told me to get a "bob haircut" because it would look AWESOME on me. It wasn't terrible, but I wasn't thrilled either. I then proceeded to get my hair cut even shorter and had a pixie cut for a couple of years, and it took forever to get it long again!
With hair, I ignored everyone who said I shouldn't get it cut short. It looks good short, and better than the mess I had before because that was unmanageable. My step mum was like "get a bob, you have the perfect face for a bob" ¬___¬ No. Bob's are boring.
And my pixie cut really suits me ^___^ HAH IN YOUR FACE NON BELIEVERS!
Although I did get a comment of "No offence, but, when you were in school you had really long hair, did you cut it short to get attention?" and "Do you want to look like a boy?"
Pixies are awesome <3 Not everyone can pull them off, though. But I really wanted long hair again, and I'm so happy now!
Pshhh shun the non believers!!!
I want long hair, but only long straight hair suits me, and my hair gets into evil frizzy monster mode when it gets longer than my chin. And take about 4 hours to straighten - I kid not.
Woah 4 hours WTF. Takes me about 20 minutes (but I do a sloppy job), my hair has some natural wave, but not that much. Trying to imagine Iron Man with evil frizzy monster hair...
Imagine Black Widow's hair, but a complete mess.
I understand why you love your pixie so much. And I also understand your name now!! :DDD
Noooo, name came before the hair. As seen in my junk box, my name is Nicola. Played on music 2000, and my sister decided to put it in as Nix. Went to use it online, Nix is pretty much taken, so is Nixie, but NixieThePixie, which I did just because it rhymed, was not.
Thank you for keeping this alive with conversation.
No problem lol XDXD
Wow, so the haircut was fate! Luckily for you, Nixie doesn't rhyme with Bald Head or Mullet.
I didn't get a pixie cut cause of my name either XDXD
In fact, I hadn't actually realise it, I just say "short cut" or "Boy's cut"...
Nixie and I are on a roll!
:B UP HIGH!
TO THE SIDE!
NOW DO THE FUNKY CHICKEN!
uhh... bog, bog, bogoowwwwwk!
Dayum! That is one fine funky chicken
I'm glad to see the two of you are such good friends now.
And it's all thanks to lolbrary.chatango.com cheesey thumbs up
Then why aren't you on chatango?
Cause it isn't loading for me. The loading thing is just going round and round and round :(
I don't think this conversation can go anymore towards the right of my screen.
Oh? I do not say.
Actually, it still is going farther now. I lied
Hmph hmph indeed my ol' chap, much indeed. (fixes monacle)
I do say, are you mocking me?
Heavens no, sir. I merely want to conversate with a gentleman speaking as if i too were a gentleman. Ya dig, brotha?
I do, indeed, dig your jive, brother.
That is what i am talkin' bout mah bretheren
In response to your edit : I'm a guy. I have no idea, lol.
I was just trying to make their opinions contradict to make my point.
Happens all the time, doesn't it?
Yeah, you do get girls that ask for opinions only to go with what they thought in the first place. I think they just want the person to agree with them.
I prefer the blue there. They're both good, but I just think the blue would be better because of both color and design.
I find with white skin, that shade of blue almost completely washes the person out - it's much better suited for dark skin :3
But it's also a cool color, which goes with the pale skin.
It's a cool colour just that it's too bright. On my monitor it looks to be proper bright blue, which I find obliterates pale skin tone. Which is why it's usually advertised on black manikins
The color depth on my monitor is different, which may be the source of our disagreement.
Which is why I added "on my monitor". I realised colours differ. But yeah, it's like... I can't think of the name.
On mine it's certainly blue, and would look better duller, but I'd still go with it over the red.
Lol as sad as this may sound, to establish my point, I actually LOOKED up which colors compliments blonde hair.
According to some random website, blue compliments blonde hair and green eyes.
Basically, I was trying to portray that even if her opinion had grounds, she would still favor hers.
Edit : Haven't been here long but most comments I've ever seen for one post.
This is nothing; huuur huuurrr
Oh I remember that one, except when I read it, it had like 20 comments.
changed a lot since then
Is that the only one above mine? Even so, like 60 comments is still alot!
The little asian girl in the ad on top is saying, "oh,my! so many dresses"... Did anyone else notice that?
Surprised this got as many as this did. I expected like 50 at most. Odd.
Thank the kitten?
Internet loves kittens!
True story - it's been proven time and time again.
Someone should do a study into this actually. Average likes of animal-related posts to others posts!
Sorry. It took me a long time to scroll all the way down to your comment to reply.
This is great, shit on women's relationships for men to laugh.
If you dont like it you're most likely a woman, in which case:
Here is a cat.
Women love cats.
And think i'm sexist.
I do this alot, ask someone for their opinion and stick to my own anyway.
I "recommend" using spell-check.
holy fuck that was the most amount of comments on a single post ive ever seen :o
Up voted for cat.
Downvoted once for every barbecue this image is missing.
Can only downvote once.
Cried while eating my vodka and cornflakes.
It's good to have a second opinions sometimes