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Awww so cute! Boyfriend never baked cookies for me!
I'd probably do muffins, myself.
Om nom nom.
Is that an invitation?
I bake cookies, muffins &croissants. Hell, I have a bakery shop.. almost.. I'll show it to you.. After the rubbing part.
Upvoted for cuteness!
S/he really knows how to get a point across.
This is most definitely legit
I couldn't stop laughing when it pointed to the picture of silk "my hands" lol
God this is so awesome. That being said if you have to convince someone this cleverly to be able to tough their butt, they probably don't want you to touch their butt ever.
That's not silk, it's satin. Clearly they do not know the differences in fabrics. Would not allow to touch butt.
Agreed, Any person who is fabric illiterate is clearly non qualified as a butt-toucher.
Hands that do not know silk, shall never touch my body.
Upvoted for anal.
Analman, I can tell you're a man of integrity. You're a simple man, but you stick to what you know without falter.
For that, I applaud you.
You're finally relevant!
Cookies first... then we'll talk.
ah! here is the post >.< god i suck so bad at reposts GOD