Why you should let me touch your butt

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Bulmilala |
1098
points | Submitted 2012-03-29 08:25:51

Awww so cute! Boyfriend never baked cookies for me!

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DeathDark |
543
points | Submitted 2012-03-30 02:14:08

I'd probably do muffins, myself.

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Bulmilala |
321
points | Submitted 2012-03-30 07:35:33

Om nom nom.

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DrDreadful |
321
points | Submitted 2012-03-31 22:14:01

Is that an invitation?

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Bulmilala |
210
points | Submitted 2012-04-02 13:27:39

Bwahahaha!

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techani |
432
points | Submitted 2012-04-02 11:07:45

I bake cookies, muffins &croissants. Hell, I have a bakery shop.. almost.. I'll show it to you.. After the rubbing part.

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Bulmilala |
321
points | Submitted 2012-04-02 13:28:34

Rape!!!!!

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SkyBrigidRain |
543
points | Submitted 2012-03-29 08:32:27

Upvoted for cuteness!

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jillybeane |
654
points | Submitted 2012-03-29 10:00:43

S/he really knows how to get a point across.

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Meadock |
876
points | Submitted 2012-03-29 13:36:44

This is most definitely legit

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Ahkilleww |
654
points | Submitted 2012-03-29 13:43:46

I couldn't stop laughing when it pointed to the picture of silk "my hands" lol

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denver_pd |
543
points | Submitted 2012-03-29 14:19:28

God this is so awesome. That being said if you have to convince someone this cleverly to be able to tough their butt, they probably don't want you to touch their butt ever.

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Nixie-the-Pixie |
131211
points | Submitted 2012-03-29 14:33:38

That's not silk, it's satin. Clearly they do not know the differences in fabrics. Would not allow to touch butt.

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PiKa25 |
543
points | Submitted 2012-03-29 20:37:00

Agreed, Any person who is fabric illiterate is clearly non qualified as a butt-toucher.

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PublicLudeness |
210
points | Submitted 2012-04-03 23:29:45

Hands that do not know silk, shall never touch my body.

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10-1
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analman7 |
876
points | Submitted 2012-03-30 00:22:10

Upvoted for anal.

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DeathDark |
11109
points | Submitted 2012-03-30 02:13:18

Analman, I can tell you're a man of integrity. You're a simple man, but you stick to what you know without falter.

For that, I applaud you.

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DrunkInMyCereal |
543
points | Submitted 2012-03-30 07:37:00

You're finally relevant!

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Bunnykiss |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-25 14:15:46

Cookies first... then we'll talk.

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kristingueng |
210
points | Submitted 2012-06-20 21:03:39

ah! here is the post >.< god i suck so bad at reposts GOD

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