Shelved by: GertMcGert on 2012-03-25
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I have now adopted this list!
Definitely my favorite thing I've seen on lolbrary for a while now.
same, i think i laughed at everything on here
The philosophy major one was my favorite.
Vanilla pudding in mayo jar is mine XD
I'm partial to the "Life" t-shirt one and the "Eye of the Tiger" one. Tough choice.
I quite like the elevator one too... And I'm going to do that one too...
The elevator one was a close second for me, but I think the parrot idea takes the cake. Good post.
That one I think I will actually try in the near future.
Could have been a good April Fools joke ;-)
damn... SHould have thought of that.
There's always next year!
Or.. fuck that, do it on a day when no one is actually expecting it!
Like... Tomorrow!!! Mwahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!
Well. Now I'm expecting it.
Ya I'm totally going to do that ASAP.
And the run into the store one.
And the elevator one. I tried to do that one so many times. . . .
You're doing the lord's work son.
i majored in philosophy, and i don't work at mcdonalds. >:(
nope i'm going places.
Just invest in nuclear bonds. That's the real money maker.
No. Purchase a time machine, fake your own death, get a job as guard at fort knox in the near future then rob it to make ah half million or so, go to the 1980's , use your half million to take shares in companies that you remember from the present/ your future, become billionaire.
You wouldn't need to rob fort knox. Just take out an extremely risky high paying bet to make your initial investment money like Biff did in back to the future 2.
But the word of the week is RISKY. Because you are a guard, it would be normak to walk around, so when the cameras aren't looking shove in your backpack the paper moneys from a vault you were checking for any missing money when people saw you.
Stacys Mom ^_^
Stacy can't you see? You're just not the girl for me....
Almost 500 points... damn...
This is genius, I am definitely making these my life aims
this list.....now i have something to live for
I swear I've thought of some of these before.. not that I was ever smart enough to write them down.
I don't really understand the "Oscar" one and the one after that.
Love the time travel one. You have to make sure you wrap yourself in tin foil first. Either that or strip down.
Did the elevator one to four people in a hotel in Boston, there was an old lady who almost had a stroke.... Just sayin'.
Dr. Simon Acula, professor in philosophy
Doing almost all of these XD
It hurts cause I'm a Philosophy graduate and I work in a God Damn call centre right now
Lulz, dat last one.