Hair Bear

That style looks unbearable to have

I'm roaring with laughter!

I'm hibernating with lols

I'd say this comment thread is a kodiak moment.

....bears can smell the menstration :|

Oh great, now you've gone and put the whole station in jeopardy Ed!

That certainly seem like a whale of a haircut....wait

This pun's a bit fishy...

you don't have to be a brain sturgeon to see that

I know I'm no genius, but you don't have to be a large mouthed basshole about it.

Now that comment was dolphinitely out of line

Just tuna it out next time.

That's some cod awful advice

No need to get catfishy.

Catfishy? That's a load of pollocks

I'm running out, my puns are going to start getting crappie.

Well if you think of any more good ones, let minnow

Uh oh, is this thread floundering?

We haddock a good run

Yeah, I'm starting to tuna it out.

If I'm herring you right, it sounds like you think we should quit while we're ahead

Well I'm going to be shellfish and get in the last word!

Pike hell you will!

Don't make me anglery, you wouldn't like me when I'm anglery!

Go ahead, hake my day

Okay now you're just dragging this out on porpoise.

Gillty as charged

Damn. Most of these are pretty bad but that one gets my seal of approval.

I agree, it cod be worse.

Magikarp.

I haddock-ood come back but I forgot it.

There is a time and a plaice for all of this.

Salmon just want to watch the world burn.

This thread is weak .. I've seen Betta

What the shell!? Where did all these other people come from?

Don't worry. We are not your Anemone.

I'm not sure what this is all a-trout.

I'm shrimply trying to kelp keep this thread alive!

Don't Krill this thread its hilarious!

I know right? I'm urchin for more!

For more pun-ishment?

I can sea how this cod go on forever.

yeah but it will probably clam up soon enough

Sea Cucumber.

I sea that you were right lol :P

Im trying not to str-angler whoever tries to stop this feed

Posting just for the halibut...

This thread can't die out. That would be bull shark.

i agree old chum

Well guys.... THis is getting boring I'ma go Master-bait!

lets not tarpon that last comment

hehe you know lately there hasnt been as much activity on the post... Guys dont play "hook"y with this man! its a job!

Make sure to jiggle the worm, fish love that.

If she doesn't take the bait, remember there are always more fish in the sea.

This is kraken me up.

was that really "Nessie"sarry? xD

/Thread.

That one was perfect. So fucking perfect.

I don't think you have the mussels to close a thread this epic.

This thread is getting a lil bit Muskie...

Need aqua related content for fish pun thread? Why not zoidberg?

But why not? The world is my oyster!

Candiru guys do any better? (That was lame.. and late =.=)

I will prawn you with my superior fish puns. Not even squidding.

whale done whale done / I salmon manage to do these puns but when i do, they are clammy

Meh, I've seen betta puns.

well when you actually got any good ones, let minnow!

Well until you deliver a bomb-shell, I'll just tuna you out.

That was a good one. I'm hooked.

Alright but don't get too crabby!

Well not just any old lobster pun will do in a pinch.

And scene xD

*(Sea)ne

No need to be a clammer nazi.

Ah Lets just have fun for the Halibut!~

Whale okay, I don't sea why knot.

Well im actually feeling competitive! Ima powen some noobs! ... Or maybe go watch some internet prawn.

Well I'm no beach, and I'm not even close to fin-ished so bring it on.

Harty Har. However, the fish puns are diminishing. Any way to change the subject? something more.... fruitful?

But there's pear-ly any good fruit puns!

but frankly all the fish puns are as well! So just go on and start Cherry-ng some other puns.

Orange you glad we've made it this far?

Berry.

That was... the perfect pun... I mean plumb.

But seriously. Bravo dude.

You're not so bad yourself bro :D Guava you thinking of now?

Well I better come up with something good in the future so I don't look like an apple (said with tongue out xD)

smart smart! clever :D Very Grape! :3

Ohhh I wasn't expecting a response so kiwi-ckly.

Edit: Also we just passed 100 comments :3

I just pear-ly read it a couple minutes ago.

Hahahaha, I love you man. But we cantaloupe.

That is unfortunate. I was planning to have fun under the starfruity sky

Since we can't be legitimately intimate, I guess I'll just have to grape the shit out of you XD

You know what!? Mango! Just go!!!

All this naughty talk is ripening my cherries. No homo.

I wouldve tought they would have shriveled by now. No action for a long time can do that to you. Papa-ya told me so.

Sorry I had to take a pun break to peel my banana a bit. Now that my balls have shriveled to raisins I'm back.

Damn! This is still going on?! Shit... but no matter, I always reply Kiwick

Don't know how much longer I can keep up with these puns. I'm pretty much cashew'd out.

I was about to say the same... Walnut anymore.

Okay I'm pun.

It's beautiful...

I'm commenting because I want the comment combo to last.

Nay! It's too draining to go on!

I'll never stop! >:D

You're just making it longer >:D

What have you done? Made it longer is what has been done.

D'awww

MOAR!

PLEEZ! MOAR!

You pick the pun topic then ;)

MOAR PICTUREZ!

That's no topic!

Hmmm

Why did the chicken cross the road?

I have a dream, a dream of a world where chickens can cross rods without having their motives questions, a world where we can bee free of species prejudice, a world where chickens and people can have equal rights, a world where jokes like these will never be told again!! with the help of the people, I can make this dream come true!

False.

What is?

The answer IIIIS, he wanted to get to the other side.

But, why must humanity want to find out the motives behind the chicken crossing said road, why not question why anything else crosses a road, we are being racist to chickens!

Because it wanted to get to the other side of this mortal coil.

It wanted to die.

It's properties:

Feet

Legs

Road

I usually hate this fashion stuff, but I applaud that hairstyle.

In all honesty... whats downstairs? 0.o Wait, never mind not sure i want to know...

My guess? Hyena.

This is quite.... clever.

beaver.

Yargh... how did it take this long for us to figure it out?!?

A vagina?

This is incredibly strange... my nickname used to be Hair Bear.

who cares, look at the chick man..!

What about it? I see nothing special. I mean, I like dark eyes I guess, but nothing else really jumps out.

Nothing else jumps out... Except for the angry bear! Don't turn your back on this one.

yeah, that's true though

My hair is a bear, your argument is invalid.