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Bosrobot |
191817
points | Submitted 2012-03-20 14:19:07

That style looks unbearable to have

Brace_Yourself |
432
points | Submitted 2012-03-20 23:07:36

I'm roaring with laughter!

Bosrobot |
321
points | Submitted 2012-03-21 00:43:45

I'm hibernating with lols

Brace_Yourself |
321
points | Submitted 2012-03-21 02:04:56

I'd say this comment thread is a kodiak moment.

Bosrobot |
432
points | Submitted 2012-03-21 15:52:19

....bears can smell the menstration :|

Brace_Yourself |
210
points | Submitted 2012-03-21 20:28:52

Oh great, now you've gone and put the whole station in jeopardy Ed!

rpcg31 |
654
points | Submitted 2012-04-21 16:34:02

That certainly seem like a whale of a haircut....wait

Brace_Yourself |
543
points | Submitted 2012-04-23 00:09:06

This pun's a bit fishy...

rpcg31 |
432
points | Submitted 2012-04-24 23:04:45

you don't have to be a brain sturgeon to see that

Brace_Yourself |
654
points | Submitted 2012-04-25 07:01:24

I know I'm no genius, but you don't have to be a large mouthed basshole about it.

rpcg31 |
765
points | Submitted 2012-04-25 15:17:08

Now that comment was dolphinitely out of line

Brace_Yourself |
432
points | Submitted 2012-04-28 07:00:14

Just tuna it out next time.

rpcg31 |
432
points | Submitted 2012-04-28 18:50:46

That's some cod awful advice

Brace_Yourself |
0-1-2
points | Submitted 2012-04-28 19:38:05

No need to get catfishy.

rpcg31 |
321
points | Submitted 2012-04-28 21:16:53

Catfishy? That's a load of pollocks

Brace_Yourself |
321
points | Submitted 2012-04-29 03:40:57

I'm running out, my puns are going to start getting crappie.

rpcg31 |
1098
points | Submitted 2012-04-29 11:17:30

Well if you think of any more good ones, let minnow

Brace_Yourself |
765
points | Submitted 2012-04-30 15:52:28

Uh oh, is this thread floundering?

rpcg31 |
321
points | Submitted 2012-04-30 18:43:04

We haddock a good run

Brace_Yourself |
10-1
points | Submitted 2012-05-01 18:38:50

Yeah, I'm starting to tuna it out.

rpcg31 |
432
points | Submitted 2012-05-02 16:28:49

If I'm herring you right, it sounds like you think we should quit while we're ahead

Brace_Yourself |
654
points | Submitted 2012-05-04 21:34:24

Well I'm going to be shellfish and get in the last word!

rpcg31 |
321
points | Submitted 2012-05-05 13:58:11

Pike hell you will!

Brace_Yourself |
765
points | Submitted 2012-05-05 20:33:00

Don't make me anglery, you wouldn't like me when I'm anglery!

rpcg31 |
321
points | Submitted 2012-05-07 17:03:37

Go ahead, hake my day

Brace_Yourself |
987
points | Submitted 2012-05-07 17:58:40

Okay now you're just dragging this out on porpoise.

rpcg31 |
321
points | Submitted 2012-05-07 21:37:37

Gillty as charged

Brace_Yourself |
543
points | Submitted 2012-05-10 23:20:44

Damn. Most of these are pretty bad but that one gets my seal of approval.

Nixie-the-Pixie |
321
points | Submitted 2012-05-11 00:27:11

I agree, it cod be worse.

DunkaBananer |
321
points | Submitted 2012-05-11 00:43:25

Magikarp.

NutterD |
10-1
points | Submitted 2012-05-11 07:05:23

I haddock-ood come back but I forgot it.

TriadicRose_1 |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-11 08:42:55

There is a time and a plaice for all of this.

Czechmate |
321
points | Submitted 2012-05-11 09:46:11

Salmon just want to watch the world burn.

cjl5108 |
543
points | Submitted 2012-05-11 11:59:04

This thread is weak .. I've seen Betta

rpcg31 |
432
points | Submitted 2012-05-11 12:51:57

What the shell!? Where did all these other people come from?

Czechmate |
765
points | Submitted 2012-05-11 13:01:03

Don't worry. We are not your Anemone.

jono22 |
654
points | Submitted 2012-05-11 16:25:01

I'm not sure what this is all a-trout.

Czechmate |
987
points | Submitted 2012-05-11 16:34:07

I'm shrimply trying to kelp keep this thread alive!

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10-1
points | Submitted 2012-05-11 22:16:08
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obliterationx |
432
points | Submitted 2012-05-11 22:19:53

Don't Krill this thread its hilarious!

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210
points | Submitted 2012-05-12 01:39:26
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Czechmate |
432
points | Submitted 2012-05-12 01:40:01

I know right? I'm urchin for more!

Brace_Yourself |
432
points | Submitted 2012-05-12 03:42:31

For more pun-ishment?

Czechmate |
432
points | Submitted 2012-05-12 10:24:17

I can sea how this cod go on forever.

gunsinarms14 |
543
points | Submitted 2012-05-12 11:30:42

yeah but it will probably clam up soon enough

Kaenan |
543
points | Submitted 2012-05-12 11:33:14

Sea Cucumber.

Brace_Yourself |
321
points | Submitted 2012-05-12 18:41:53

I sea that you were right lol :P

obliterationx |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-13 12:58:02

Im trying not to str-angler whoever tries to stop this feed

Shinigamo |
432
points | Submitted 2012-05-13 15:45:50

Posting just for the halibut...

Czechmate |
321
points | Submitted 2012-05-14 09:54:12

This thread can't die out. That would be bull shark.

gunsinarms14 |
543
points | Submitted 2012-05-14 20:31:19

i agree old chum

obliterationx |
432
points | Submitted 2012-05-14 21:23:21

Well guys.... THis is getting boring I'ma go Master-bait!

cjl5108 |
432
points | Submitted 2012-05-15 13:02:18

lets not tarpon that last comment

obliterationx |
321
points | Submitted 2012-05-15 22:28:19

hehe you know lately there hasnt been as much activity on the post... Guys dont play "hook"y with this man! its a job!

Brace_Yourself |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-16 09:59:08

Make sure to jiggle the worm, fish love that.

If she doesn't take the bait, remember there are always more fish in the sea.

Czechmate |
543
points | Submitted 2012-05-16 15:06:00

This is kraken me up.

obliterationx |
432
points | Submitted 2012-05-16 17:40:43

was that really "Nessie"sarry? xD

Brace_Yourself |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-17 16:23:58

/Thread.

That one was perfect. So fucking perfect.

NemoExperiments |
321
points | Submitted 2012-05-18 17:06:02

I don't think you have the mussels to close a thread this epic.

spelingbeechamp |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-19 02:18:18

This thread is getting a lil bit Muskie...

Brace_Yourself |
321
points | Submitted 2012-05-20 01:27:35

Need aqua related content for fish pun thread? Why not zoidberg?

Brace_Yourself |
210
points | Submitted 2012-05-20 01:29:22

But why not? The world is my oyster!

DeathLord |
210
points | Submitted 2012-06-13 01:18:05

Candiru guys do any better? (That was lame.. and late =.=)

Brace_Yourself |
210
points | Submitted 2012-06-13 15:48:38

I will prawn you with my superior fish puns. Not even squidding.

obliterationx |
210
points | Submitted 2012-06-13 20:59:53

whale done whale done / I salmon manage to do these puns but when i do, they are clammy

DeathLord |
321
points | Submitted 2012-06-14 00:45:35

Meh, I've seen betta puns.

obliterationx |
432
points | Submitted 2012-06-14 11:20:42

well when you actually got any good ones, let minnow!

Brace_Yourself |
210
points | Submitted 2012-06-14 20:48:51

Well until you deliver a bomb-shell, I'll just tuna you out.

Brace_Yourself |
210
points | Submitted 2012-06-14 20:53:19

That was a good one. I'm hooked.

obliterationx |
321
points | Submitted 2012-06-15 12:11:14

Alright but don't get too crabby!

Brace_Yourself |
210
points | Submitted 2012-06-16 09:20:18

Well not just any old lobster pun will do in a pinch.

Deleted |
210
points | Submitted 2012-06-18 23:35:38

And scene xD

Czechmate |
321
points | Submitted 2012-06-20 09:30:37

*(Sea)ne

Brace_Yourself |
321
points | Submitted 2012-06-21 10:06:25

No need to be a clammer nazi.

obliterationx |
210
points | Submitted 2012-06-23 21:04:16

Ah Lets just have fun for the Halibut!~

Brace_Yourself |
210
points | Submitted 2012-06-23 22:38:47

Whale okay, I don't sea why knot.

obliterationx |
210
points | Submitted 2012-06-27 18:39:49

Well im actually feeling competitive! Ima powen some noobs! ... Or maybe go watch some internet prawn.

Brace_Yourself |
321
points | Submitted 2012-07-01 21:29:57

Well I'm no beach, and I'm not even close to fin-ished so bring it on.

obliterationx |
210
points | Submitted 2012-07-03 15:26:12

Harty Har. However, the fish puns are diminishing. Any way to change the subject? something more.... fruitful?

Brace_Yourself |
210
points | Submitted 2012-07-05 22:49:50

But there's pear-ly any good fruit puns!

obliterationx |
210
points | Submitted 2012-07-07 01:32:53

but frankly all the fish puns are as well! So just go on and start Cherry-ng some other puns.

Brace_Yourself |
210
points | Submitted 2012-07-11 21:54:46

Orange you glad we've made it this far?

obliterationx |
210
points | Submitted 2012-07-12 01:25:18

Berry.

Brace_Yourself |
321
points | Submitted 2012-07-12 21:50:51

That was... the perfect pun... I mean plumb.

But seriously. Bravo dude.

obliterationx |
210
points | Submitted 2012-07-13 01:34:09

You're not so bad yourself bro :D Guava you thinking of now?

Brace_Yourself |
321
points | Submitted 2012-07-21 03:22:49

Well I better come up with something good in the future so I don't look like an apple (said with tongue out xD)

obliterationx |
210
points | Submitted 2012-07-21 03:25:58

smart smart! clever :D Very Grape! :3

Brace_Yourself |
321
points | Submitted 2012-07-21 03:33:41 (Edited)

Ohhh I wasn't expecting a response so kiwi-ckly.

Edit: Also we just passed 100 comments :3

obliterationx |
210
points | Submitted 2012-07-21 03:34:42

I just pear-ly read it a couple minutes ago.

Brace_Yourself |
432
points | Submitted 2012-07-21 03:45:42

Hahahaha, I love you man. But we cantaloupe.

obliterationx |
210
points | Submitted 2012-07-22 15:11:45

That is unfortunate. I was planning to have fun under the starfruity sky

Brace_Yourself |
321
points | Submitted 2012-07-24 23:47:27

Since we can't be legitimately intimate, I guess I'll just have to grape the shit out of you XD

obliterationx |
210
points | Submitted 2012-07-25 23:08:02

You know what!? Mango! Just go!!!

Brace_Yourself |
210
points | Submitted 2012-08-07 01:39:40

All this naughty talk is ripening my cherries. No homo.

obliterationx |
210
points | Submitted 2012-08-07 16:38:59

I wouldve tought they would have shriveled by now. No action for a long time can do that to you. Papa-ya told me so.

Brace_Yourself |
210
points | Submitted 2012-08-18 22:35:51

Sorry I had to take a pun break to peel my banana a bit. Now that my balls have shriveled to raisins I'm back.

obliterationx |
210
points | Submitted 2012-08-19 18:12:37

Damn! This is still going on?! Shit... but no matter, I always reply Kiwick

Brace_Yourself |
210
points | Submitted 2012-09-02 10:49:51

Don't know how much longer I can keep up with these puns. I'm pretty much cashew'd out.

obliterationx |
210
points | Submitted 2012-09-11 20:00:51

I was about to say the same... Walnut anymore.

Brace_Yourself |
210
points | Submitted 2012-09-11 20:42:49

Okay I'm pun.

obliterationx |
210
points | Submitted 2012-09-13 22:30:17

Its over.... there's nut anything else to talk about so this it guys. It was a good run while it lasted!

Brace_Yourself |
210
points | Submitted 2012-09-15 12:15:40
iopl3887 |
210
points | Submitted 2013-04-07 13:01:18

I'm commenting because I want the comment combo to last.

Brace_Yourself |
210
points | Submitted 2013-04-11 00:36:31

Nay! It's too draining to go on!

iopl3887 |
210
points | Submitted 2013-04-11 00:37:27

I'll never stop! >:D

Brace_Yourself |
321
points | Submitted 2013-04-11 00:38:55
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iopl3887 |
210
points | Submitted 2013-04-11 00:39:41

You're just making it longer >:D

Brace_Yourself |
321
points | Submitted 2013-04-11 00:41:40
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iopl3887 |
210
points | Submitted 2013-04-11 00:42:27

What have you done? Made it longer is what has been done.

Brace_Yourself |
321
points | Submitted 2013-04-11 00:56:33
http://www.lolbrary.com/comment-image-popup.php?id=296215
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iopl3887 |
210
points | Submitted 2013-04-11 00:57:08

D'awww

iopl3887 |
210
points | Submitted 2013-04-11 01:02:45

MOAR!

iopl3887 |
210
points | Submitted 2013-04-11 21:31:13

PLEEZ! MOAR!

Brace_Yourself |
210
points | Submitted 2013-04-12 20:42:27

You pick the pun topic then ;)

iopl3887 |
210
points | Submitted 2013-04-12 22:09:49

MOAR PICTUREZ!

Brace_Yourself |
210
points | Submitted 2013-04-18 01:33:48

That's no topic!

iopl3887 |
210
points | Submitted 2013-04-18 11:34:03

Hmmm

Why did the chicken cross the road?

tigeronyx |
210
points | Submitted 2013-04-18 13:00:44

I have a dream, a dream of a world where chickens can cross rods without having their motives questions, a world where we can bee free of species prejudice, a world where chickens and people can have equal rights, a world where jokes like these will never be told again!! with the help of the people, I can make this dream come true!

iopl3887 |
210
points | Submitted 2013-04-18 23:42:06

False.

tigeronyx |
210
points | Submitted 2013-04-19 03:15:52

What is?

iopl3887 |
210
points | Submitted 2013-04-19 23:13:12

The answer IIIIS, he wanted to get to the other side.

tigeronyx |
321
points | Submitted 2013-04-20 06:03:16

But, why must humanity want to find out the motives behind the chicken crossing said road, why not question why anything else crosses a road, we are being racist to chickens!

Brace_Yourself |
210
points | Submitted 2013-04-25 08:06:28

Because it wanted to get to the other side of this mortal coil.

It wanted to die.

iopl3887 |
210
points | Submitted 2013-04-25 12:46:25

It's properties:

Feet

Legs

Road

Jay |
321
points | Submitted 2012-03-20 19:14:36

I usually hate this fashion stuff, but I applaud that hairstyle.

wisp |
321
points | Submitted 2012-03-20 19:52:34

In all honesty... whats downstairs? 0.o Wait, never mind not sure i want to know...

renarddevious |
321
points | Submitted 2012-03-20 20:48:50

My guess? Hyena.

Brace_Yourself |
321
points | Submitted 2012-03-20 23:07:57

This is quite.... clever.

st3chlunch |
432
points | Submitted 2012-03-25 23:17:22

beaver.

renarddevious |
321
points | Submitted 2012-03-25 23:18:47

Yargh... how did it take this long for us to figure it out?!?

Bosrobot |
210
points | Submitted 2012-03-21 15:52:46

A vagina?

renarddevious |
321
points | Submitted 2012-03-20 20:49:28

This is incredibly strange... my nickname used to be Hair Bear.

amittank |
210
points | Submitted 2012-03-20 22:27:59

who cares, look at the chick man..!

Space_weasel |
321
points | Submitted 2012-03-20 22:53:46

What about it? I see nothing special. I mean, I like dark eyes I guess, but nothing else really jumps out.

GertMcGert |
432
points | Submitted 2012-03-21 12:33:04

Nothing else jumps out... Except for the angry bear! Don't turn your back on this one.

amittank |
210
points | Submitted 2012-04-29 07:42:23

yeah, that's true though

iopl3887 |
210
points | Submitted 2013-04-07 13:01:43

My hair is a bear, your argument is invalid.