Shelved by: Meadock on 2012-03-17 | Source
I almost choked to death laughing at this.
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Hahaha guys don't want a nympho!
I keep forgetting that it's unacceptable to be serious around here. -.- Nymphomaniacs are seriously disturbed, it's nothing desirable. But I'll just shut up now.
You're entirely right, but... let us dream, k?
Noooo you're ruining the dream!
Jeesh, don't know why someone downvoted this comment. Just because it isn't funny or whatever doesn't mean it should be downvoted.
Thanks. :) People get very judgmental around here, and it's still so anonymous to down- or upvote.... so the temptation to be a dick is a lot bigger. Haha
Well how do you feel about Dominatrix's then?
fyi I upvoted
+1 psychology points
She sounds like a terrible person. Nowhere in the top poem does it mention her actually being in the kitchen.
women and their silly ambitions.
I'm appalled at this woman! She even says about him doing the cooking and cleaning! Gosh!
How naive can you be? Shesh!
Where does she get these outrageous ideas from!
well between the holding hands, massaging feet, helping stand, cooking, cleaning, spending time with her mother* and pulling out chairs. There wont be a lot of time left for him to do his job as king.
Not even obama women, not even. And he's probably the most idolized married man-piece in an executive goverment function on the planet right now.
that said, the male "poem" is probably just as unrealistic.
women are deep and sensitive and men want sex. I got it the first time i saw this kind of image.
Stereotypes are convenient.
but certainly not clever
Fuck you, Amlo.
bi woman poetry:
now i lay me down to sleep,
i pray my tits and ass always look this good.
thank you god for my awesomness, and for my great sense of humor.