Women According to Neo-cons

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thesixthson |
161514
points | Submitted 2012-03-15 07:28:19

that's right, now spread em'

Nixie-the-Pixie |
151413
points | Submitted 2012-03-15 10:02:38

I'll stick with being a prude bitch. I don't care.

Lirali |
11109
points | Submitted 2012-03-15 12:38:44 (Edited)

*high five*

Xman242 |
11109
points | Submitted 2012-03-15 12:56:43

Buzzkill.

themohawkninja |
432
points | Submitted 2012-03-15 15:21:55

If your boyfriend reads this... your fault.

Nixie-the-Pixie |
876
points | Submitted 2012-03-15 15:58:01

Alas, I only date guys who respect my wishes.

SkyBrigidRain |
654
points | Submitted 2012-03-15 17:19:15

Doesn't mean you have to go without social intimacy! You can't find a good relationship without that.

Nixie-the-Pixie |
987
points | Submitted 2012-03-15 17:35:31

Not saying I do - but if I say no I don't expect to have to repeat myself 5+ times.

I don't have an issue with intimacy, just an issue with guys who try to get it without 'wooing' me first or who call me a prude if I've not given out within the first 2 hours of me dating them (same guy, and in that fecking order).

SkyBrigidRain |
543
points | Submitted 2012-03-15 17:40:02

Ah! You have a leg humper infestation! That changes everything. They have repellent for those, it's called mace. They are supposed to woo you/socialize/impress/acceptably convince you and then ASK! Not grind their groins on your knee :P And visa versa.

Nixie-the-Pixie |
432
points | Submitted 2012-03-15 18:03:56

Exactly. Unfortunately, it seems that the very few guys that live near me that realise that it's best to try romancing before humping have girlfriends (note: are dating my friends) or are gay! Yay me ¬__¬

SkyBrigidRain |
765
points | Submitted 2012-03-15 18:16:03

At least you're near people :P I live in the country in a bible belt! So, I have to hunt for people, then woo them :P

Nixie-the-Pixie |
543
points | Submitted 2012-03-15 18:26:34

I live in the country too T-T I don't live near people, I live near idiots.

SkyBrigidRain |
432
points | Submitted 2012-03-16 00:32:23

Same!

Xman242 |
432
points | Submitted 2012-03-15 20:43:49

ME too! Which part?

SkyBrigidRain |
321
points | Submitted 2012-03-16 00:32:46

West TN You?

DeathDark |
543
points | Submitted 2012-03-16 02:27:48

We're South Carolinians. By birth, not choice.

Xman242 |
432
points | Submitted 2012-03-16 12:14:24 (Edited)

I'm partly proud, and partly ashamed of being from here, DeathDark.

DeathDark |
210
points | Submitted 2012-03-16 12:58:44

I'm not sure I would've chosen to start here, but I'll probably end here. I have friends, now, and it's become home.

Xman242 |
210
points | Submitted 2012-03-16 16:44:44

That's all it is to me right now too. Although i wanna get the FUCK OUT

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210
points | Submitted 2012-03-16 12:13:57
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Meadock |
876
points | Submitted 2012-03-15 20:25:10

What happened to women wooing men? This is kind of sexist. I demand flowers and steak dinners in a candle-lit room.

Nixie-the-Pixie |
210
points | Submitted 2012-03-16 13:28:56

We do woo you! We make bacon sandwiches!

jetprofile |
432
points | Submitted 2012-03-16 14:13:34

If that's the definition of wooing, I wouldn't mind anyone wooing me. Male or female.

Meadock |
432
points | Submitted 2012-03-16 17:50:41

You should do it in nothing but high heels.

Nixie-the-Pixie |
210
points | Submitted 2012-03-17 14:30:16

There wouldn't be a bacon sandwich, just a mess - me and high heels don't get on well.

Meadock |
432
points | Submitted 2012-03-17 14:35:25

You're probably right, there probably would be a mess ;)

Nixie-the-Pixie |
432
points | Submitted 2012-03-17 15:39:54

Left myself open for that one lol

bobdole |
654
points | Submitted 2012-03-15 17:49:33

Women who respect themselves get respected. I think that should be obvious from all the recent drama on here if you know what I mean.

Nixie-the-Pixie |
432
points | Submitted 2012-03-15 18:09:02

For the majority of cases (particularly the one you're talking about) that is true.

But when you live in a sexist backward county... Yea. Doesn't matter if you respect yourself.

But get what you're saying XD

bobdole |
321
points | Submitted 2012-03-16 12:00:03

If you respect yourself enough, you will respect yourself the hell out of that hellhole!

Nixie-the-Pixie |
210
points | Submitted 2012-03-16 13:22:37

And I am! Hopefully!!

bobdole |
210
points | Submitted 2012-03-16 14:20:54

More power to you girl!

kranklestank |
210
points | Submitted 2012-03-16 02:11:35

in the longrun thats what guys respect the most =) props to you, unless ur ugly

Nixie-the-Pixie |
321
points | Submitted 2012-03-16 13:34:19

Just out of curiosity, how does your appearance change that?

bobdole |
210
points | Submitted 2012-03-16 14:21:12

Don't feed the trolls.

Nixie-the-Pixie |
210
points | Submitted 2012-03-16 15:15:29

But I reeeeeeally wanna know...

kranklestank |
210
points | Submitted 2012-07-09 17:43:58

cuz if ur ugly its not like a bunch of guys want u to have sex. saying no is the hard part

Thats-Doable |
321
points | Submitted 2012-07-31 14:51:08

i applaud you for sticking to what you want! upvote for you.

Nixie-the-Pixie |
210
points | Submitted 2012-07-31 16:31:42

Thanks :3

dogmaster113 |
321
points | Submitted 2012-03-15 13:54:09

I still don't understand how using the pill makes you a slut...

LennyDots |
432
points | Submitted 2012-03-15 15:28:06

Because Rush Limbaugh said, god! Why don't you people get that?

(Obvious sarcasm is hopefully obvious)

SkyBrigidRain |
432
points | Submitted 2012-03-15 17:20:03

It doesn't. That's just what prudes say.

bobdole |
654
points | Submitted 2012-03-15 17:51:41

It doesn't, it's just Rush Limbaugh being a total asshole like normal, and his legions of ignorant fans blindly following.

Keep in mind this is the same guy who repeatedly said drug addicts deserve to be thrown in prison and treated like animals only to be outed with a pain-killer addiction later.

He, like much of the neo conservative movement, are nothing more than the devil in a very poor disguise.