Harsh friendzone reality just got real son

He could just be gay, but the way she worded it implies otherwise.

Yeah she would probably say "best friend" if he was gay. Not "best guy friend."

And she'd likely note that she'd wish to find "a straight guy like this," wording difference once again key.

Definitely.

But then, how many straight guys actually know how to give a pedicure?

Well if they are in the ultimate friend zone they probably do.

This man has reached the deepest depths of the friend zone

Yarr, the likes of which are a horrid fate.

This actually kinda reads to me like an extremely passive invitation for him to make a move, speaking as a girl. Girls pull that kind of stuff ALL the time.

While obviously not universally true, I think a lot of "friendzoned" guys just never made a move...

I've seen friendzoning occur in person. She was very blunt about it. My friend will never live that moment down, if only because we won't let him.

Yeah, I'm not gonna say it doesn't happen. Girls can be pretty unfeeling/unsensitive about that (though of course, guys can be too). Just in this case, I feel like I recognize the passive invite.

Oh it was brutal, but sooo funny. Mostly because she did it so casually. They have been friends since they were little so it wasn't really unexpected.

I completely agree! It's a silly way to let him know she's interested, but I know some girls that would say this as an invitation to the guy.

yeah girls are silly. i like you. let's get married and have babies.

Now why can't us girls just come out with it like that! Sure thing Mr. giantpenguin87! I'm pretty sure that's the first proposal on the lolbrary ;)

w00t let me get yo digits gurl.

http://www.penguinbaywinery.com/image/label/Wedding%20Penguins.jpg

I want to upvote this more.

stupid paparazzi.

So cute! Now I know what can go on my wedding cake. lol

I know some women who don't play game like that :P It's quite nice! Everyone deserves women that don't play friendzone games.

Actually, most women I know would never do it. I think (as is the case with most people-behaving-badly issues) that it's a few dumb girls making the rest of us look bad. ;)

Replace "dumb girls" with "manipulative girls with low self esteem" and I'm 100% behind you.

ive been friendzoned twice in the past year when i made a move. One is now my best friend and the other was more recent and is still akward as imaginable.

a moment of silence for our fallen comrade..

Fuck him! He saw our other fallen brothers and knew what he was getting into. He committed cock suicide!

I like to think there's a special place in hell for bitches like this! But since there's no such thing as hell I think we should all do our best to accommodate her!

Send her to go work at an airport.

I laughed way too hard at this.

poor guy, but alcohol helps destroy the friendzone gap so he isn't hopeless

And money!

ouch...

as "that guy" I'd like to say to all women: We are right the fuck in front of you!