Shelved by: 1978 on 2012-03-13
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What did I just see..
Dafuq i just see
thats a big fucking dick
That guy could fist someone... With his shlong...
Well, yes. Usually dicks are used for that. I haven't heard of any other kind of dick.
Where do you have to live/work that people need to be told this???
The viagra plant.
Germany or Africa
I think it's like a metaphor. Like if you don't wash your hands after touching your dick it's like your dick is touching the handle. But you really should wash your hands before touching your dick in public bathrooms. Thats just man code!
Dude, that was a pretty profound comment for a picture of a dick.
My hat is tipped for you.
Why thank you ^^
I wish my penis was big and strong enough to open doors.....
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Holy Shit Really?!?!
Hell, I'd be opening all kinds of stuff with my penis for $29.99!
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Does it work on girls too?!
For 3 easy payments of $99 it can.
I've always wanted a penis that is taller than myself! :D
Also, I have a special technique... words that if you say to any girl it will make her want to fuck your brains out.. she won't be able to resist you because it is evolved into her brain.
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You must be one of those scientists who "know the three phrases that make any girls instantly horny"
Yes! Believe it or not, I actually am Dr. Dick Maximus III MD.
My colleagues and I have become world renowned with our ground breaking research into the human female psyche.
Does the MD stand for Massive Dick?
Afterall I assume you also invented the penis enlarging medication? :D
And, not so much invented, as I just clone my big dong DNA and put it into stem cell pills. Patent Pending.
Cock pushups. Done.
That sign makes me really not want to touch that handle. I'll stick with the ordinary handles, I don't give a shit about germs
Like a boss. lol.
I'm going to go and find as many of these things as I can, and put my dick through it, then open the door. Assuming most of the bathrooms I've been to.. the women's bathroom is directly across the hall. "Fine day today, Ladies."