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romanticbliss |
210
points | Submitted 2012-03-12 23:15:34

well said

SkyBrigidRain |
-3-4-5
points | Submitted 2012-03-13 15:53:33 (Edited)

Do these women really want huge dicks to painfully enter them and risk ripping their insides or are they just being cute? O.o Cause there's nothing cool about perforated organs O.o There's only like four to six inches of depth there.

HolyJessis |
432
points | Submitted 2012-03-13 16:59:58

8 inches fits, quite comfortably in fact.

SkyBrigidRain |
-4-5-6
points | Submitted 2012-03-13 21:36:55

Highly unlikely! The average depth is actually 3.5 inches. So unless a woman has been sleeping with horses or has otherwise been painfully stretched out, I highly doubt 8 inches fits comfortably into very many women at all. Source:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina

HolyJessis |
987
points | Submitted 2012-03-13 22:08:29 (Edited)

During sexual arousal the vagina expands in both length and width. Its elasticity allows it to stretch during sexual intercourse and during birth to offspring. Read all of your wiki source next time.

Whaznguy |
321
points | Submitted 2012-03-14 03:35:04

Owned.

SkyBrigidRain |
-2-3-4
points | Submitted 2012-03-14 04:05:25 (Edited)

I did and that doesn't mean a vagina is one size fits all! It doesn't stretch that much and it doesn't say that the stretching is painless or that tears can't happen!

Lirali |
543
points | Submitted 2012-03-14 08:53:14

It's okay, man. Someday you'll find a girl who likes tiny dicks and huge assholes. Keep the hope alive, she's out there.

SkyBrigidRain |
-2-3-4
points | Submitted 2012-03-14 15:49:24

mine is six inches. I'm very happy with my size and so are my female friends. Plus are you fucking kidding me?!!! Tell you what, I have a dildo that's nine inches long and three inches in diameter, you can holyjessis can take turns changing your tune with it.

HolyJessis |
432
points | Submitted 2012-03-14 21:54:26

I don't even want to know why you have a 9 inch dildo.

SkyBrigidRain |
10-1
points | Submitted 2012-03-15 01:27:04

Well generally because it's fun to play with :P

MotherofGoddess |
654
points | Submitted 2012-03-15 02:38:22

lol love the simplicity of this response.

SkyBrigidRain |
10-1
points | Submitted 2012-03-15 06:05:50

Thank you ^^

lil_jee16 |
0-1-2
points | Submitted 2012-06-26 00:23:19

A) I have a 14 1/2 inch dildo. B) If six pleases your women they've never been with someone who's eight.

TheMadRabbi666 |
765
points | Submitted 2012-03-14 22:16:15

wahahah these comments are great, better than the actual pic

MotherofGoddess |
210
points | Submitted 2012-03-15 02:38:29

Seconded.

Lirali |
321
points | Submitted 2012-03-15 11:30:00

I know, right? I love it when the Lolbrary community comes up with better stuff than the original pics.

romanticbliss |
321
points | Submitted 2012-03-17 01:04:07

agreed, although the comments kinda ruined the pic for me. all i can think about now is "don't think it's making a joke about how 9 inches would hurt or if it'd fit, but rather about men's ego". oh well, back to enjoying all that lolbrary pics

spuglise |
321
points | Submitted 2012-03-24 17:55:27

Sluts like bigger. I'm bigger and I'm even saying that

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432
points | Submitted 2012-04-05 23:42:51
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spelingbeechamp |
210
points | Submitted 2012-09-18 02:30:42

it wasn't big enough? doesnt matter, had sex