SO HARDCORE ADAM!

There's no way he wrote that.

It's probably just some troll account.

Not a doubt in my mind.

oooor, he has no idea what the hell he's talking about...

Yes, never underestimate the absurdity of 12 year old boys.

He probably is trying to talk like his equally intelligent 18 year old brother.

dafuq i just read

if you say you "do" weed, you dont

I love doing some alcohol.

I c wut u did thar!

What the tiny little fuck?!!

What website is this from!?

Tumblr.

WTF.

One or both of these are phonies.

After the initial shock I realized that it had to be a fake. Still makes you wonder, what's up with his picture that makes people come up with stories like this.

Secret memes?

This "Adam" character looks suspiciously a lot like Jørgen Olsen, wouldn't you guys agree?

EDIT: Whoops, Bulmilala beat me to it.

Any male who types like that definitely has no girlfriend. And he's not bisexual. That, my friends, is something we like to call "homosexuality."

Its the kid who use his WOW skills in the photo so yes this is some stupid made up post. [Here]. (http://www.nextnature.net/2010/05/norwegian-boy-saves-sister-from-moose-attack-with-world-of-warcraft-skills/)

Link fail.