women are so sexist
Shelved by: steeletugboat on 2012-02-08
12 Comments:
I have no problem making sandwiches for Boyfriend! he's just such a perfectionist, and a great cook, so it always works out better for him to make the sandwiches.
I would....But the fridge is empty... no food in the house! Starving T_T
I don't make JUST sandwiches. I make MEALS, with sides and everything.
Good point! Women can make more than sandwiches, but that's what everyone asks for?
Men can try it, but if they do some women can always pull the, "I'm the mother of your children! You did this to me!" Though, if a man were smart like me, they would say, "Yeah and you helped!"
Make your own fucking sandwich.
I make sure I have lunch meat when my girlfriend comes over just so I can ask her to make me a sandwich.
I'm a girl and I can fix my car and computer on my own.
As can I, in fact I am far better at it then most men I know. They should make ME a sandwich. You know, to stay useful and all.
I make a bomb ass sandwich. In fact, I can cook. I can also wrench. So if I take the internet seriously I would have to be transgender, which I'm not. Because the internet is stupid and this sandwich shit has been lame for around 10 years. Can we just ignore this shit the way we ignore spam? Please?
Edit: Don't ask me to make you a sandwich. If you are looking for a sandwich, I can tell you I don't have a sandwich. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let this sandwich shit go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
