Stop Teen Pregnancy!

I am Death Dark, and I approve this message.

I am Iopl3887, and I approve of Death Dark approving of this message.

That orifice is only meant for things to come out of...I'm just sayin'.

And the computer was originally meant to run, well, computations (calculations). Human innovation can improve what we've been given >:D

I agree with you disclady. It just ain't right. However, I am up-voting this image because of that chick's awesome wrack.

http://www.wordans.co.uk/wordansfiles/images/2012/1/1/115274/115274_340.jpg?1325479822

Don't look at me like that.

lol.

So, I'm assuming at least some of you saw the deleted comment before it was deleted. Was it just about the worst combination of words ever written? I always wondered about that when I see deleted posts on here. I mean, look at the post itself and all the rest of the commentary after. That person must have found a way to transmit the brown note via text or something, is the best I can guess.

Not at the moment it does not. =)

Not at this particular moment it is not.

You can still get pregnant that way last time I remember.

Granted that was because of a drawing in my health class 3 years ago.

Also according to a more recent health class (and the last fucking one I believe I will ever need to take), that's very unhealthy for you.

It's a lose-lose situation either way.

Still funny shirt though.

you can't get pregnant from anal sex because it's in your anus. there is no connection to the womb or any egg or anything at all for it to be possible.

you fail

Not surprised. I'm a buy so my knowledge of female anatomy is not perfect. It's still unhealthy for you (apparently).

P.S. Saying you fail with poor English makes for a funny irony in my opinion.

I'm a boy... and I never said it was healthy.

P.S. How is 'you fail' poor English? Is English not your first language?

Perhaps I should have worded "poor English", as "poor capitalization".

P.S. English is my native language.

yeah well I do know how to capitalize I just don't do it consistently on the internet. normally I do but not always.

and in life when i'm writing or whatever i always capitalize correctly. so, no, I don't have poor English/capitalization skills.

Back in school they taught us that there was a minuscule chance that you could get ass prego. Maybe it was bs to keep the girls asses intact.

Women's eggs are in the ovaries and then released through the fallopian tube into the uterus. There is no way a guys sperm can get to it from anal sex because the vagina is separated by a wall. His cum would stay in her.. colon? Or rectum. I'm not sure which. The ass isn't connected to the reproductive system at all.

Same for oral. If you swallow it goes to the digestive tract and not the reproductive system.

I think, you are talking about BIRDS.

No, I was just citing my health class to show how shitty it was. They were highly conservative teachers who imposed their "wait until marriage" views on us.

I get it. But did they? =)

It's more effective than "Just say 'No'".

Especially in prison.

This is a campaign I could really get behind