Got a Rolex for my Birthday...

I want neighbors like this...

I think I'd rather watch lesbians :P

Can't we have both?

I think for the price of a rolex I can make that happen for you.

Have you seen lesbians in real life?

What are you getting at here? I've kind of seen all types--kind of like every distinction you can think of. Seriously, I can think of at least two girls I graduated with who, when they came out of the closet, made all of the straight guys (including me) weep.

I have no shame. I need deets :-)

Also, one of my proudest moments was being at a concert where these two smoking hot lesbians kept checking out my gf.

And that story has a happy ending right?

Actually, not really lol.

Well I suppose it does because my current gf is a million times better, and even more attractive ;-)

I was paraphrasing what Oscar said to Kevin in The Office..

Ah. Forgive my ineptitude. I've just never cared much for The Office... or television...

Sell the watch. Get THREE super fine hookers and a bunch of coke! TWICE!

I wouldn't complain. Rolex's are nice.